Okay, this time I really didn’t do anything to kill my site.  It just happened, like a poor animal left to fend for itself, but all of its survival skills had been forgotten because it was domesticated and when I abandoned it, it crawled out of the house across the backyard into the woods and got eaten by a wolf–yeah, that is what happened to my site.

Somehow, (don’t ask how because I don’t even want to know) my database got corrupted and just like that, my WordPress install wasn’t working right. I exported my database, tried to upload it into the new install, but only errors smacked me across the face.

I don’t like being bitch-slapped.

And while very reasonable friends told me to call customer service and try to get it fix, I realized, I really didn’t care about the old posts.

They technically are okay, alive and well in the MySQL database.  I could copy and paste them, even if the import doesn’t want to work.

Just really don’t feel like wasting the time.

So, instead, here we are.  With a new theme, and a clean slate.  To make this more palpable to my long suffering readers, I bring…

COOKIES!!!!